SOME CLOWN THINKS HE'S A HERO

Nice story. He really calls himself Doo Doo? Sounds like something you would scrape off the soles of your shoes.

Back up a mo. There are clowns walking free in Toronto?

God! I completely failed to catch that.

Ì believe he was driving, not walking.

Clown car?

Doo Doo the Clown, in his clown car. It just sounds like a Toronto story.

I always wonder if I should be surprised how many clowns I've come to know over the years. My current clown friend is also a part-time professional dominatrix. She has a LOT of costumes at her place.

Dooes she do her dominatrix gig while dressed as a clown?

Can Toronto actually function as a city? (what with the recent mayor revelations and now this)

We've had a new mayor for a while now. Things are ticking along nicely.

my pal is more of a leather mask and whip kind of dominatrix. Interesting woman. She's also a functionary at one of the local universities. Multi-faceted to say the very least.