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We're Coming For Bi-Polar Bear?

 
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 31 Jul, 2004 09:08 pm
I flashed back to the days of my youth, to the time when me and Joe Birdidnik's cousin Bruce were walking along the shores of my daddy's swamp. We both carried pointed sticks, sharpened to razor-points. A small turtle had worked itself too far inland and never had the chance to escape to the water before Bruce and I descended upon it.

The poor little turtle had its head stuck out of the shell, staring forlornly at the water, realizing it could never make it there in time -- the two humans had cut off its escape route.

At that point, I poked my stick at its head and the head snapped inside the shell as if it was attached to a powerful spring.

I hadn't thought of that particular incident until Bipolarbear wrote this...

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Well when that blade came whooshing down in my general direction I atrophied right quick I can tell you....
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 31 Jul, 2004 11:28 pm
ROTFLMAO, gus!

Honestly, sometimes I think you're wasting your talent on us. You should be writing for money.

But then, we'd miss these gems. Laughing
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fortune
 
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Reply Sun 1 Aug, 2004 01:02 am
Seriously though, if that all female security force thing ever happens, count me in!

I'm stockpiling munitions as we speak...
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fortune
 
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Reply Sun 1 Aug, 2004 01:03 am
Hey, I'll take on Gus just on principle.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Sun 1 Aug, 2004 07:06 am
fortune wrote:
Hey, I'll take on Gus just on principle.


I'll get right on it with my agent....think of the pay for view money......
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panzade
 
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Reply Sun 1 Aug, 2004 09:12 am
That reminds me. Friday the "Girls Gone Wild" bus pulled into Gainesville. How 'bout "Girls Gone Wild On A2k"?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sun 1 Aug, 2004 04:42 pm
Soap opera material I tell ya!
Everyone has 2 personalities, and no psych meds... > sheeesh< wheres Pfizer when ya need em????!~
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