OK.
1. A tent
2. A shortwave radio
3. Clothing
Get me 1) a registered mailbox, so I can receive post, and, more importantly, send post as well.
2) Enough pens and paper and stamps! to make sure I can get the initial 1,000 requests out, and
3) Enough credit to buy what I need when I need it. That way I won't have to choose now... :-)
If a fourth item can be brought, I'd like to have Ishi along as company. That might be some interesting conversation for when I get bored. Plus, didn't Robinson Crusoë have a Friday as well? As long as I copy the first part of his story by stranding on a deserted island, I might just as well follow the rest of the story as well...
Speaking of which : What is the biggest size gun one can mailorder for shooting pirates? ;-)
NeoGuin says:
Quote:Can I assume I have shelter and clothing?
Clothing optional and build the shelter (reference Tom Hanks, Brooks and Piggy)
i don't need no clothes.
and as such, i am sure someone will arrive to assist me in building comfortable shelter in no time atall.
<bats eyelashes at all the big strong handsome shelter builders>
<ohoh i broke a nail, help me, handsome>
"Clothes? We don't got no clothes. We don't need no stinking clothes.
Nice going with the short-wave radio, Neoguin. I think you and I are the only ones who want to get off the island. (I chose a laptop)......HEY!!...Is there some kind of crop on this Island, that you guys aren't telling us about?
Ehbeth,
...Ooh!..Ooh,ooh...Ooh!......Pick me!
Boom:
It's not so much getting OFF as having music, etc to keep from going nuts! I meant a shortwave reciever--not a ham radio!
when you say shortwave, you don't mean SEMAPHORE do you.
All that arm flapping, we'd take flight and crash land in the ocean and end up playing kiss chase with the sharks
Booman, when you get off, don't tell anyone where we are - OK?
That did it. Where's the crop guys?
hey Bill --- do we get paid in some way for being on this island ?
Pictures of the President's, those nice green ones. Never leave home without some. We bring good things to life. Accepted world-wide. I'd walk a 100 miles for a President's Head. If you find a better car, sorry, island, buy it.
