Shocking photo of Bipolarbear preparing for a concert.

As most of you already know, Bipolarbear, our gifted musical friend, prepares for his concerts by placing a kielbasa in his skin-tight satin pants before he goes on stage.

Nothing wrong with that, mind you, it's a common practice among musicians. Most of the musicians I know employ the same practice. They seem to get a kick out of watching the groupies in the front row. The groupies eyes bulge out, and they lose all awareness of their surrounding -- their singular focus being the ominous bulge in the musician's pants.

It's actually quite funny how these devious musicians taunt the groupies, but I think the Bear has gone a little overboard this time.

I was driving by the local music store and Bear was walking out, with one of his "props"

I yelled out the window, "Hey, Bear! Knock 'em dead tonight."

Bear just smiled and waved.

And then went home to adjust his costume for tonight's concert....