Long lines at the bathroom
With all the fruit you people are eating (and me too) you must have long lines at your bathrooms as nature eliminates all the filtered fruit.
Albuquerque's Natural Food Co-op stocks the most wonderful and varied types of melons from a local farmer. I bought three last week at a cost of about $15 and I'm down to 1/4 of the last one. Expensive, but worth it over the unripe rocks most grocery stores carry. I've been taking bowls of melon chunks to Dys and Diane house so they and contractor Henry can refresh themselves while working in the summer heat. They love to see me arrive with a bowl of sweet juicy melon. Fred the parrot loves to eat pieces of the melons, too.
BBB