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Emoticons and hepatic jaundice

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cavfancier
 
Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 05:03 am
I am concerned about our poor emoticons and their clearly jaundiced look. I believe they all suffer from some form of hepatitis, but some may be jaundiced for other reasons.

Drunk This one is clearly has cirrohtic hepatitis, and is in denial of his problem. He needs counselling, and a hospital.

Confused I'm guessing hepatitis A or B, contracted from tainted water on that supposed 'dream' vacation in Mexico.

Mad Hep C, for sure, contracted from a stripper, and he knows exactly who it was.

:wink: Shocked Hep C as well. He winked at too many loose women, and figured he was invincible. Imagine his shock when he saw the doctor.

Evil or Very Mad This one got jaundiced from a bad case of mononucleosis, and blames his girlfriend.

Laughing Mad :wink: Crying or Very sad Cool Here is someone with bad hepatitis who has clearly gone through the five stages of grief, denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance.

I feel for these poor emoticons. Now this guy, Mr. Green that looks like something tropical....
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msolga
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 05:21 am
Are you having one of your strange days, cav? Laughing
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 06:57 am
That's inspired, Cav Laughing! I can't believe that, considering how big the emoticon-market is, we have to rely on clearly sick and amoral ones...


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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 07:00 am
Hey, Cav, there's some crazed woman running around with your avatar. She goes by the name of SueZCue. I tried to stop her but she got away.
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msolga
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 07:02 am
Haha .... Yes, I was confused by it a couple of times, Gus. Couldn't figure out why cav was sounding so different! Laughing
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 07:38 am
Incidentally, guys, what do you think this one ( Embarrassed )suffering? From a loose bladder, or something worse?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 07:44 am
http://logo.cafepress.com/5/566091.170525.jpg
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 07:58 am
Aw! I actually feel sorry for the poor, manipulated emoticon.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 02:36 pm
Lol! Until I bought my new computer, they were all blue for me...
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 02:37 pm
Good ol' Sal Hepatica clears all of this up . . .
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 02:46 pm
"For the Smile of Beauty, For the Smile of Health"

Check this out!
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 02:55 pm
Were they blue just because of the screen, or because the whole thing was broken?

I never heard of sal hepática, but that link was interesting, Phoenix. Is it still sold to-day?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 03:04 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Hey, Cav, there's some crazed woman running around with your avatar. She goes by the name of SueZCue. I tried to stop her but she got away.


SueZCue eh.....I don't know Suzy like you know Suzy, but I'll be on the lookout. I think I see her over there Arrow
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 03:07 pm
She's not the same one who quoted you most inappropriately on some random site, is she?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 03:18 pm
Nah, no way. I recall when I first joined up, receiving a polite but firm PM to cease and desist using the smoking bunny avatar, so I found clowny here. I might go that route. I'm getting far too familiar here, and we wouldn't want any confusion.

In the meantime, for more fun with emoticons, come participate in this thread:

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=25628&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 03:19 pm
Guess who sent me the PM....come on, you'll never figure it out.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 03:44 pm
I was wondering where that thread had gone; I must find something for your last selection.

As for the PM... it was not Gus, was it?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 03:48 pm
I'll give you a hint...it was somebody who was already using the avatar....
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 03:54 pm
dròm_et_rêve - I have neither seen Sal Hepatica NOR Ipana in ages. Here's a good article about how the products made a giant out of Bristol Meyers- Squibb.

http://www.bms.com/aboutbms/content/data/ourhis.html

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Ipana toothpaste

Lane Hartill

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Pana dentifrice was first introduced in 1915. Its popularity increased with the Ipana Troubadours, a radio advertising campaign, and soon the toothpaste became one of America's top brands.


Ipana was a bestseller from 1936 to 1945. During that time, more people were brushing their teeth with Ipana than with any other nationally advertised toothpaste or tooth powder.


Ipana Plus came out in 1957. Instead of a tube, the toothpaste came in a stubby squeeze bottle. It cost $1.19, and ads boasted that it gave as many brushings as three 53-cent tubes.


Demand flagged, though, and in 1968 Bristol-Meyers abandoned Ipana in favor of new brands.


The next year, two Minnesota businessmen acquired the Ipana name, reformulated the toothpaste, and left the package unchanged. Demand, thought to be lagging, boomed. But that revival, and a subsequent one in 1973, eventually failed.


In 1991, things took an odd twist. The new owners of the Ipana brand, Procter & Gamble, launched a joint venture with a Turkish company. Ipana is now a leading toothpaste in Turkey.


http://csmonitor.com/cgi-bin/durableRedirect.pl?/durable/1999/01/14/p23s3.htm

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