A retired Sheffield art teacher has pleaded with drunken louts pretending to have sex with his hedge. Pensioner Keith Tyssen has been carefully trimming the hedge outside his Georgian terraced-home into the shape of a tastefully nude lady since 2005. However the 84-year-old say has been continually awakened in the early hours of the morning by “lowlifes” trying to straddle his bush which he had named “Gloria”. Tyssen said he has to make regular repairs to the hedge and is now considering putting up a sign to address the issue.
