Oh my God, my chest hair is turning gray!!!

No point in continuing on, kicky.

Call the retirement home.

This is depressing. And I haven't even checked my nether regions yet.

<checking chest hair> Phew! I have none.

As for the hair on my head, that's a different story. Damn wooly mammoth penis.

I'm just wondering what the hell kind of job kicky has where he can sit around and examine his chest hairs.

Is this the end of the civilized world as we know it?

Beats the kind of job where someone else can sit around and examine his chest hairs. Or maybe it doesn't. I'm so confused.

They bypassed my chest and headed straight for my nether regions, by the way. Luckily it's pretty particolored down there to begin with, so... um, nevermind...

I actually found out about the chest hair this morning as I was getting ready for work, but if you must know, I clean up after the peep show lets out. It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it.

I never had any chest hair until I turned 40 and then it came in gray. You're not alone kicky. I feel for you.

So do you guys think there's any way I can still pass myself off as twenty-something so that I can hook up with 22-year-olds? How do I do it?

Dunno. I started graying at 14, so you're starting to piss me off. Quit whining, pluck the sucker, and get out there, man!

In the meantime, listen to JSBX's "Full Grown Woman"...

You're gonna have to start paying for it, kicky.

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sorry.

Hey, did you guys know that patiodog studied acting?

Just thought I'd throw that out.

Damn.

dlowan, I'm gettin' me some o' that stuff!!!

Nair will also get rid of gray hair. Just FYI.

Thanks, patiodog for that advice. I think this Restoria stuff might be the thing though.

Yes, now I can hoodwink young women again! Yay for me!

Whatever you do, don't shave.
That's some fearsome nasty.