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Wed 9 Jun, 2004 08:16 pm
Now that the Bear has decided to end his music career, the nagging question that is on all of our minds lingers heavily on the A2K board...
What happens to the groupies?
Bear will probably get a job working in a Subway shop or maybe become a tree surgeon or a crossing guard, but those aren't jobs that attract groupies.
So that means all of Bear's former groupies will be available.
I'll take a couple.
Maybe we should start distributing them to any A2K members who are so inclined to have a yearning for a groupie.
Speak up folks. How many do you want?
I'm good, I receive the catalogue for mail-order groupies.
Although, they are out of the Swedish stock this year...any ex-bathing suit model groupies available?
I'll take three; I'll have them to do boring quotidian tasks, and to scare random people in Norwich.
We don't allow random people in Norwich.
I'll take a few. I could really use some help in my garden. Send me some that know how to do yardwork. Thanks Gus, you're right on time ;-)
Don't knock being a crossing guard, gus. They have groupies too. It's something about a man in uniform, and that handsome sign.
Can I get them to clean the attic and paint the house? If so, I'll take a few. TIA
All right Gus, where are my groupies? Tap, tap, tap!!!! My garden needs help now and I thought this was a happening deal. What gives Gus????
dròm_et_rêve wrote:SealPoet wrote:We don't allow random people in Norwich.
Why? I thought that Gus was in charge. Has there been some sort of groupie-control putsch?
Heavens no! We simply
cannot allow
that kind of random personage within the town limits of Norwich. They will simply have to move
elsewhere. I shall inform the constable
forthwith!
They have to be returned on his death, remember. They are to be ritually strangled and buried with him for his after-life in 'Rock-n-Roll Heaven'.
Mr Stillwater wrote:..after-life in 'Rock-n-Roll Heaven'.
Courtney's having her dealers and Woody Harrelson topped for her funeral.
Uh, there may be some confusion as to the skill level of your average groupie, for example, I think Montana believes they can turn over dirt in a garden or pull weeds. Well, they can turn over and they can smoke weed but they can't turn over and smoke weed at the same time.
And they can pull,
excuse me I have to go.
I have to go make dinner for my groupie.
Joe
i need some groupies please - nevermind what for.
Oh damn!!! Just as I figured. Looks like I'm on my own then :-(
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