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Fri 4 Jun, 2004 10:01 pm
Well, I've got a couple hours before I get to go home for the night, and my head hurts from boredom. Everyone come buzz around me.
Oh, excuse me. What that what you had in mind?
Yeesh, you agree yet your face deceives you.
So what's on your mind?
What? Oh, sorry, I got distracted by co-workers. Really made the time fly.
My wife has been gone for a week, and I'm lonesome for her. And little Jenners.
Aw.. when is she returning, Scoates?
Have you called the police? Just buzzing.
Don't worry, cav, she was supposed to be gone. She's back right now, but I'm stuck at work, so time is going slowly.
Start the building on fire.
That should cause some excitement.
It would also cause a lot of trouble. The only people here besides me are mexican cleaning ladies. They don't even know how to talk, they just make weird sounds at each other. So they wouldn't even be able to communicate about the fire.
... wait a minute... oh, I get it.
I thought you were a Mexican cleaning lady, Scoates.
If not, what are you doing in that building?
I wish. I'm paid to push their garbage cans around, and tie their shoes when need be. During the day I also answer phones.
Well, that's it, then. SCotes is a sargeant in the Army. Sargeants know how to tie shoes. They learn that in NCO academies.
If he knows how to tie shoes, how can he ever be bored?
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