Fight Satan!

I'm with you SCoates, I'm pretty handy with the computer.

Do we get to kill people?

See if you can locate his file. Maybe we can just delete him...

Somehow, I don't think it will be that easy to get rid of him. Admittedly, though, most of my supervillian knowledge comes from the first two ninja turtle movies. Dang, I wish I'd watched the third. At the time I considered it trivial, you know?

Count me in. Slaughter is my middle name.

That is entirely up to you, Kicky. You're in charge of anything that falls into that sort of category. I'm sure Gus will be more than willing to assist you if you ask him.

Littlek is already lost to us.

I suggest as a first matter of business we designate a spy. Someone Satan feels he can trust.

Oh, also, it seems Satan may actually be a girl. I think scripture has lost a little something in the numerous translations over the years.

I think satan might be a bunny.

Here is the last thing Santana said: sacrifice? you dont know what in the hell sacrifice is. and as much as i dont like you, i hope to god you never do. and keep me inside? where? the house? too late, iv already done that. the computer? sorry, dont mess with me man

Santana is what we've interpreted to be one of the old dragon's seven heads, or names. Satan is one, and lucifer is another. Be on the lookout for four more. In the mean time, let's try to decipher what this threat meant. It sounds to me like he/she.it is already out of the computer and in someone's house. DO you think it intends to steal a body?

For those of you just now joining the cause, Santana revealed herself as the devil in a thread in the music forum about "hating headbangers". I suggest everyone read up to understand what we're dealing with.

Satan is a serpent; I think that rules out rabbits.

You don't know rabbits very well, do you?

You guys are terrible.

I thought it said "fight satin". I was all for it - I hate those satin sheets, and my bum look gi-normous in satin.

I felt it was a good fight!

I can only imagine that SCoates and Gus think santana is some sort of con artist. Maybe you know something that I don't know. But, think about it. You are being really really rotten.

Oh... Two reallys?

yep. 2 reallys. reallies?

Well, I think it should be "really"s or something like that, but I was lazy.

I would have expected something like, "Delightfully nasty." But "really(2) nasty." Is kinda harsh.

You and Craven just keep picking on me.

I thought the sign thinmg was funny, I felt your intent was not mean. And it was a general silliness. But, this thread is mean in the same way that santana feels her peers are treating her - what she came here to complain about .

I know... you're right. Maybe we should redirect our anger elsewhere. Kicky, can you think of something better we could destroy? I mean, I don't want this angry mob to go to waste.

Gus? Gawd knows he deserves a little arse-wooping.