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If you could choose just one thing to change about the world, what would it be?

 
 
neologist
 
  1  
Sat 9 Aug, 2014 03:37 pm
@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:
We've got chocolate covered raisins, but chocolate covered raisins don't have two kinds of chocolate and caramel too.
Well, yes. I have sublime regret over having missed my alloted Amazin Raisins. Crying or Very sad
izzythepush
 
  1  
Sat 9 Aug, 2014 03:55 pm
@neologist,
I only vaguely remember it, but what was so cool was one half was plain chocolate and the other half milk chocolate. Not top and bottom but left and right. If you cut it down the middle you'd have one plain chocolate bar, and one milk chocolate bar.
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izzythepush
 
  1  
Sat 9 Aug, 2014 03:56 pm
@OmSigDAVID,
OmSigDAVID wrote:

No. Substitute Milk Duds.


That sounds like something a specialist prostitute would offer.
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Germlat
 
  2  
Sat 9 Aug, 2014 04:15 pm
@neologist,
Malted Milk Balls are laced with addictive drugs....everyone knows that. Buyer beware.
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OmSigDAVID
 
  1  
Sat 9 Aug, 2014 05:38 pm
@neologist,
Never have I gotten a drizzly dip.





David
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Michelle 14617
 
  -3  
Mon 11 Aug, 2014 06:53 am
@lauraschafer28,
Manditory birth control if on welfare
Germlat
 
  2  
Tue 12 Aug, 2014 10:12 am
@Michelle 14617,
Mandatory getting a G.E.D. If you can't spell mandatory.
OmSigDAVID
 
  2  
Tue 12 Aug, 2014 10:21 am
@Germlat,
Mandatory fonetic spelling ?
Germlat
 
  1  
Tue 12 Aug, 2014 10:23 am
@OmSigDAVID,
Yeah...she/he is critical of others without education Mr. Green
OmSigDAVID
 
  0  
Tue 12 Aug, 2014 10:33 am
@Germlat,
Germlat wrote:
Yeah...she/he is critical of others without education Mr. Green
Yes. I found some humor
in someone, whose name I will not mention, posting:
Quote:
Guns aren't stupid, People with Guns Are.
He employs a run-on sentence
in the same (figurative) breath as he censures stupid people!

MULTIPLE be the chuckles.
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tsarstepan
 
  1  
Tue 12 Aug, 2014 10:38 am
@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:

Bring back Amazin' Raisin bars.
http://www.collectingcandy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/CC_UK-Cadburys-Amazin-Raisin-bar-pack-1970s.jpg

It's got two kinds of chocolate and caramel too,
And it's got raisins, and they're good for you.


I love Raisinettes thusly I'd probably like Amazin Raisin bars as well.
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neologist
 
  1  
Tue 12 Aug, 2014 10:50 am
@OmSigDAVID,
OmSigDAVID wrote:
Mandatory fonetic spelling ?
Sorry, David. I agree with you on a few things, but I think convoluted spelling brings exquisite flavor to our language.

I think I ate a tainted egg
For now I have this fearsome plague
Fever, chills, pain, ague.
Sorry 'bout that, I thought you knew.
OmSigDAVID
 
  1  
Tue 12 Aug, 2014 11:30 am
@neologist,
OmSigDAVID wrote:
Mandatory fonetic spelling ?
neologist wrote:
Sorry, David. I agree with you on a few things,
but I think convoluted spelling brings exquisite flavor to our language.
Forcing that on un-suspecting children in school is child abuse.
It is raping their heads by negligent teachers.

The victims shud revolt.





David
neologist
 
  1  
Tue 12 Aug, 2014 12:53 pm
@OmSigDAVID,
Some teachers love the subtleties and teach them well.
It may require a certain amount of rote learning.

. . . . . Not a bad thing, IMHO.
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buttflake
 
  -1  
Tue 12 Aug, 2014 02:36 pm
@dalehileman,
Quote:
Kids would somehow be introduced to other cultures in such a way as to make them more tolerant,


You mean emasculation. It is, and has been, going for quite a while.
Germlat
 
  0  
Tue 12 Aug, 2014 03:09 pm
@buttflake,
Defeminization is also quite ugly....see girls are supposed to always be nice. It's not allowed (hush, careful now) to be other than nice...that would be unfeminine or manlike...girls are supposed to always have a leader right?!
buttflake
 
  -2  
Tue 12 Aug, 2014 03:15 pm
@Germlat,
Quote:
Defeminization is also quite ugly....see girls are supposed to always be nice. It's not allowed (hush, careful now) to be other than nice...that would be unfeminine or manlike...girls are supposed to always have a leader right?!


It is the age of the lap dog. And both sexes are being conditioned to object to nothing that comes from any government authority.
Germlat
 
  0  
Tue 12 Aug, 2014 03:19 pm
@buttflake,
To fit in as a dude you must shave from neck to toe...geez what the hell happened? Shocked If your a girl...better pretend you're stupid and shallow.
OmSigDAVID
 
  0  
Tue 12 Aug, 2014 03:51 pm
@Germlat,
Germlat wrote:
...girls are supposed to always have a leader right?!
Really ???
I had not heard that one b4.





David
Germlat
 
  0  
Tue 12 Aug, 2014 04:58 pm
@OmSigDAVID,
My goodness...it's about the oldest rule.
 

 
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