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OCCOM BILL has an unusual morning, but gets good advice.

 
 
Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 01:01 am
This morning started out pretty much like every other morning. Pour some coffee, pick up the paper, and grab a cigarette and head on into the bathroom. Then, just as I sit down on the toilet to take a good healthy Kickycan, I realize that I forgot to buy toilet paper. Terrific. Now I'm left with nothing but Kleenex with which to wipe my Ratzenhofer. I knew right of way; it was going to be one of those days. To make matters worse, I wasn't even able to finish my business, if you know what I mean.

Well, well, this gets me thinking; what the hell did I do with that all-important rulebook Cavfancier gave me? Oh ya.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 02:47 am
Well, yes and no.

I use the disabled loos at work for such things.

Since almost no disabled ever appear, this is almost foolproof.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 05:05 am
Wow...I don't think I gave that to you Bill, but it's darn funny. So what's with the ciggy, do you smoke in the shower? Kinda defeats the purpose of a smoke, doesn't it. I prefer to use a regular washroom, and if out of T.P., wipe myself with somebody disabled. They don't generally put up much of a fight. (Slappy would have put that much more eloquently....I miss him).
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 05:08 am
Damn wheelchairs leave skidmarks, though.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 05:11 am
Well, you don't use the wheelchair, bunny, just the occupant. Once flushed, a small motor makes the wheelchair a lot of fun. Sort of a bonus.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 05:15 am
hehehehehe - i like that ad link in O'Bill's post.


Puts a whole new twist on the bizness thing Laughing

Sit on the can, take a course ...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 05:15 am
You realise we're gonna have to leave now, don't you?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 05:17 am
Is Phoenix actually teaching any of those courses? I like to trust my professor.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 05:18 am
Hmm....Bill's text link is gone.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 05:24 am
and now it's back. this testing process is entertaining.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 05:26 am
A testing time?

LOL! I think you all insane! I have not seen one yet.

Let us hope no bunny meat - or fur - outlets wish to advertise here...
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L R R Hood
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 05:47 am
You smoke on the toilet?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 06:08 am
Who?
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L R R Hood
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 06:14 am
Occom Bill.
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 07:25 am
Ya know, BILL, a newspaper will do double duty as a Sears & Roebuck catalog.
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 08:44 am
cavfancier wrote:
(Slappy would have put that much more eloquently....I miss him).


Speaking of Slappy, where's he been lately?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 09:25 am
Good one, Bill.

You do realize its going to be much tougher for you to enjoy your morning constitutional with my foot in your ass, don't you?
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Sat 19 May, 2007 02:18 pm
kickycan wrote:
Good one, Bill.

You do realize its going to be much tougher for you to enjoy your morning constitutional with my foot in your ass, don't you?
How'd Gus miss this one? Razz
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 19 May, 2007 02:46 pm
I didn't. Three years. Three long years I have been plotting my revenge. Not a day goes by that I don't think about this thread.

But soon..... revenge shall be mine.
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Sat 19 May, 2007 09:19 pm
Laughing
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