Ok, ok.... I'll tell you what happened.
Occom Bill and kickycan were having one of their heated political discussion earlier today and things started getting out of control. Bill started screaming and throwing stuff around and kickycan reached for a knife. I quickly intervened.
"Listen boys", I said, "I've got a few uniforms left over from my wrestling career. One's red, one's black. Bill, you wear the black one and kicky wears the red one. You will have a civilized wrestling match and the winner gets to discuss politics, without interruption."
The boys agreed and donned their uniforms. At the sound of the bell the action began. Kicky is quick as a cobra, and quickly put the more powerful, but slower Bill on his back. For some reason Bill is not moving. I'm sure if he tried he could work his way out of this dilemma.
He must be planning something. I'll keep everyone posted.