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How many A2Kers have secret superhero identities?

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gustavratzenhofer
 
Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 12:13 am
Superheroes play a very important role in maintaining a sense of order on the planet. How many A2Kers have a part time job as a superhero?

I know of one for sure.... Occom Bill roams the streets of the metropolis at night in the costume of Dr. Packer, looking for people who have library fines, picking debris of the sidewalk, and generally keeping a watchful eye out for things to "Pack".

Let's have a shout for Dr. Packer, and let's acknowledge the rest of the A2K superheroes.

Way to go Bill! We're all damn proud of you!

Step forward and accept your award.

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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 12:20 am
coming from the original "Swamp Thing" that's quite a compliment!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 12:22 am
I am Macadam Woman.

Every day I pave the road to hell with good intentions.

In my off moments, I masquerade as a piece of luggage.

There was a sign about me in the window of a packing company that I passed today:

They pack your:

"Large, fragile, awkward valuables."

That is I. Large, fragile, awkward and valuable. An all too human luggage super heroine.


Edit: Man, you can't half tell whose work fortnight sucked, can you? Any super-heroes looking for a wage-slave to save?
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 12:27 am
I myself am what might be considered a 'lesser deity';

Riding about astride an ancient bicycle of extreme nondescription, i exist in the twilight of partiality between Don Quixote, and the wonderful Wizard of Oz, granting people's wishes indefatigably with a wave of my magical wand, and when managing in a rare such instance to avoid falling heavily to the pavement, pedaling wildly off down treacherous alleys, and over unproven terrain in order to avoid being arrested for 'lewd' behaviour! Shocked Rolling Eyes
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Montana
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 03:56 am
Just watching for now.
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colorbook
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 05:35 am
This would have been a great superhero job for me, but alas, the position has already been taken.

http://wonder-woman.fanspace.com/images/wonder_woman_cape.jpg
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 08:03 am
I am Terpsikhore, goddess of inspiration to poets and musicians.

(I am also a lyre)

Along with my other sisters, we soothe the savage breast, so I guess I could be considered a super person of the non aggressive type.
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 08:08 am
i also sooth the savage breast; whether they ask me to, or not........
oops they're coming for me again!! Shocked Shocked
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 08:10 am
I am Captain Ribeye. My hands have super heated grills built into them, perfect for cooking steaks and immoblizing my enemies by causing them severe burns.
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fishin
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 08:13 am
I would answer but.. if I did it wouldn't be a secret any more now would it? Very Happy
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 08:15 am
cavfancier wrote:
I am Captain Ribeye. My hands have super heated grills built into them, perfect for cooking steaks and immoblizing my enemies by causing them severe burns.


Never noticed any hiddeous burns on Ms. Fancy!
[is there something you should be telling me?]
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 08:16 am
fishin' wrote:
I would answer but.. if I did it wouldn't be a secret any more now would it? Very Happy


why of course, fishin; nobody here can read; we all just look at the nice pictures! Rolling Eyes
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 08:16 am
Well, of course I can turn them off when handling people I like.
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 08:16 am
Very Happy

Forsooth, Bo, get off that ice floe before it melts. Even super pedlers' winged feet aren't neat when wet.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 08:17 am
The best thing about them is that they are powered by my own gas. A can of chickpeas costs way less than propane.
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 08:21 am
it takes very little thought inane,
to change propane to new methane,
but if to you it's all the same,
please stay away from "open flame"! Shocked
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 08:21 am
My superhero puts the 'art' in 'fart'.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:14 am
Oh, yeah? Well mine puts in the 'far.' kablooie
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:25 am
Uh oh....it seems like patiodog has the ICBM gas pellets, a highly concentrated mixture of beans, lentils, chickpeas, cabbage, lettuce, hot sauce and a chemical accelerant....well, you stole them from my lab! I seek revenge....
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:26 am
Gus
We must ask Dyslexia to give us his theory of the relationship between Superman and Batman.

Come on, Dys, fess up.

BBB
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