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What the hell did she do to me?!

 
 
Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 06:31 pm
I fell asleep after a one-night stand last night. When I woke up, she was gone, but when I looked in the mirror . . .



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What are all these weird symbols she painted on me?!

Is it some kind of curse?! Shocked

What the hell did she do to me?!

By the way, can you tell I've been working out?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 06:34 pm
Hmmm - looks like she was marking out the cuts of meat, dear. Lucky you woke up!

Are you SURE you did good in bed last night?

You could do with mebbe a little more working out yet - but well done.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 06:38 pm
Thanks. I've been on the Atkins diet too. You should have seen me before.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 06:38 pm
maybe this is just co-incidence ...

Quote:
"The sexually insatiable woman is to be found primarily, if not exclusively, in the ideology of feminism, the hopes of boys and the fears of men."


women and men have quite different sexual desires, different sexual experiences and different sexual aims ... click
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 07:08 pm
My sexual aim has always been rather ...er....off...
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 07:15 pm
it's all about picking a target
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 07:16 pm
Not into hunting.....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 07:18 pm
heehee - the fears of men ....so true....heehee....
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 07:21 pm
consider it a friendly game of darts
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 07:38 pm
Like wot snails do???!!!!!!!


\l/
O -< B =
/l\


BAAAAAAAD Bethie!
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suzy
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 07:50 pm
Ooohh baby, I'm in love!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 11:18 pm
Yeah, I'm lookin' pretty good. I must say, she was very satisfied when last I looked. Of course, I was nodding off at the time. . .
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 11:30 pm
Did you all notice how long that "Censored" part is in the picture? He he he. Yeah, she was satisfied.
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Peter S
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 11:50 pm
blowhard Laughing
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 11:55 pm
Peter S. wrote:
blowhard Laughing


Yeah she sure did. Laughing
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 1 May, 2004 12:23 am
'Tain't the length, so much, dear, as the digits and such...
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 1 May, 2004 12:29 am
And how do you feel about a giant bulbous belly?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 1 May, 2004 12:34 am
depends on who it is on...
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 1 May, 2004 12:37 am
belly? who cares, where is the brain?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 1 May, 2004 12:42 am
The brain? Huh? Ummm . . . I, er, um . . . huh?
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