Suggest best place for buy natural looking wigs for women?

Are we talking for the head? Or for her Lady Garden?

If it's the latter, I think they're called Merkins.

Speaking of which.....there's a pub near my house called The Round Bush.

We're always telling the landlord that with a name like that, he should set up a Ladies Topiary section as an extra source of income.

Apropos of nothing in particular :

Lordy: When and if my health allows this year, and I get to travel across the pond to the UK, I'm buying you a beer or two (at least) 'cause you crack me up...consistently. there's a few here that do...but your brand of humor is a tasty treat. I've been meaning to tell you this for awhile. I'm sure that I'm not the only one here that would tell you that, either.

Buy me a drink? Not bloody likely.

The last American who offered to do that slipped some roofies into my ale.

I woke up with all my valuables missing, a dull pain in my bottom and a vague smell of capybara around the house.

Don't know where the best place is, but I can tell you that you do not want to buy from the shop in Trump Towers. The red-headed one on their display dummy looks like it was styled with hedge trimmers.