My all time favourite actor's name, from B grade movies, is Rip Torn. Doncha just love it? Strange, I can't remember the face, or his acting ability, but the name lingers ...
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Sun 25 Apr, 2004 04:12 am
Carey Grant = A free ride through your PhD thesis
Rock Hudson = A metalfest down by the bay
Yahoo Serious = Umm, like vegemite and the bandycoot, just an Aussie atrocity that doesn't export well
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Sun 25 Apr, 2004 04:13 pm
Doris Day = A national holiday wherein we honor all older women named Doris. Perhaps we all clean house in high heels or dye our hair platinum blonde, I don't know...
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Sun 25 Apr, 2004 10:40 pm
Yul Brynner = "Ach! Yul brynner if ya doont keep an eye on that haggis!"
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Sun 25 Apr, 2004 11:01 pm
Harrison Ford--a car made in Indiana
David Letterman--Vanna Whites mentor
Kevin Bacon--new proud owner of the Bob Evans Sausage Company
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Eva
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Tue 27 Apr, 2004 10:00 am
Britney Spears -- pickle wedges that are juicy and surprisingly tart. Little taste, however.
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Tue 27 Apr, 2004 10:04 am
Jet Li - to tell the Asian massagist it's too rough. "Jet-li, Jet-li, I said."
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Eva
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Tue 27 Apr, 2004 10:20 am
George Bush -- a small, undistinguished shrub with a short four-year lifespan. Often takes on the coloration and characteristics of stronger plants nearby. Commonly thought to be of Texas origin, but actually native to New England. Mulch well with shredded currency.
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Sun 30 May, 2004 12:31 am
Carrie Fischer - what needs to be done when your boat buddy drinks too much.