Grand Theft Auto: (Your city here)

Grand Theft Auto: Brooklyn

Pick your character from the following:
1. Roving gangs of Hasidic Jews;
2. Roving gangs of Yuppie moms with baby strollers;
3. Bearded Brooklyn hipsters:
a. craft beer brewing hipsters and other locavore based hipsters
b. ukulele and tiny toy piano alternative music playing musicians
c. militant vegans (the scariest of the lot)
4. Freegans
5. sexed crazed 20something liberal arts college grads who work slightly above minimum wage jobs with no health care or benefits especially working in internet and other multimedia companies.

Love it!

Brooklyn sounds a lot like Portland. Maybe with more Hasidic Jews and less dogs though......