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Have any new gift and ideas for this Christmas?

 
 
Thu 19 Dec, 2013 12:47 am
any new gift or ideas for this new year
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roger
 
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Thu 19 Dec, 2013 01:00 am
@scriptandscribble,
I used to use an old Christmas pun. I got a 40mm dummy cartridge at the army surplus store and hung it in a little tree whose leaves had all fallen.

Get it? A cartridge in a bare tree.
Lordyaswas
 
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Thu 19 Dec, 2013 05:30 am
@roger,
We used to sing about crazy Germans at Chriistmas, when we were kids.




'God rest ye Gerry Mental Men, let nothing you dismay.......

Of course, I've grown out of that now.....

Another one......

'Good King Wencas last looked out,
Of his bedroom window.
Something hit him on the snout,
It was a red hot cinder.
Brightly shone his nose that night,
Though the pain was croooo-el,
Then a poor man came in sight,
Riding on a poooo-ooooo-ooooo'

The last line made no sense, but made us giggle as kids.
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Lordyaswas
 
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Thu 19 Dec, 2013 05:37 am
One more that dates me to a certain decade....

To the tune of 'We Three Kings'

We three Beatles come from afar,
One in a taxi, one in a car.
One on a scooter, bibbing his hooter,
Smoking a fat cigar'

I always wondered what happened to the fourth Beatle.


and of course, who could ever forget....

'Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin's run awaaaaaay.
The batmobile's got no wheels and they've got nowhere to stay....'
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Setanta
 
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Thu 19 Dec, 2013 05:47 am
Jingle bells, shotgun shells, bbs in the air
Take a shot at old St. Nick and listen to him swear . . .

Deck us all with Boston Charlie
Walla Walla, Washington and Kalamazoo . . .

Good King Coleslaw looked him out
On his feets uneven . . .

(The last two courtesy of Walt Kelly and Pogo)
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