Mon 11 Nov, 2013 06:23 am
how to impress a girlfriend
@puneetchauhan,
Buy her a penthouse suite on Park Avenue in NYC. Pay upfront the monthly maintenance fee for the next 20 years.
Stuff a football sock down your underpants.
A temporary measure, I'll grant you.
Oh, and make sure you stuff it down the front.
Not the back.
@Lordyaswas,
Or a budgie, then she'll also get a surprise at some point.
Just flash your wallet at her as long as there's a reasonable amount in it and she'll drop her drawers in no time..
@puneetchauhan,
Elvis Presley recommended
giving Cadillacs.
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