@Lustig Andrei,
UK News Item
A German seaman was up before a Scottish court accused of assault. The magistrate asked if there was anyone in the courtroom who could act as interpreter. One man eagerly volunteered from the public gallery and took his place beside the witness box.
"Ask him his name" said the magistrate.
"VOT ISS YOUR NAME ?" demanded the volunteer.
Amid howls of laughter, the prisoner was acquitted, and the volunteer fined £200 for contempt.