What is artificial grass?

Natural turf has more of a curl to it, sort of like this:

Maybe you should contact you because you work for a company that makes artificial grass, according to you :
http://able2know.org/topic/218877-1#post-5396202

Just on the off chance that it's a language issue and you're not clear on the turf/grass relationship try this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_turf

What the heck is that, Ronald McChiapet?

it's the stuff of nightmares, is what it is...

I'll take that as a yes.

Possession of artificial grass, also known as synthetic marijuana, is illegal in many states and its consumption reportedly sometimes results in odd and destructive behaviour.

Man bites dog after using artificial grass.