Which is better Elephant safari or jeep safari?

spam safari tops 'em all.

In the United States, you don't need to go on a safari to see a Jeep in the wild. You can go to a Jeep/Chrysler dealership and wander around freely. True, that there isn't any predator cats to worry about but I hear that the sales associates are just as dangerous. DON'T EVER LOOK THEM IN THE EYES!!