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Fri 26 Mar, 2004 03:39 pm
Every man I know hates hairy backs. Are there any out there who like 'em?
Aside: parody of a caprice thread
With credit to Cheeh and Chong for this dialogue:
Woman rips Cheech's shirt open
"Oooh. I love a hairy chest on a man"
Cheech: "So do I!"
<realizes mistake>
"I mean on a woman!"
I'm not fond of hairy backs on a woman but my girlfriend loves it. My wife, however, stands with me on the issue.
There are women with hairy backs? Yikes.
My dog loves hairy-backed bitches.
Please don't tell me that, along with all the other indignities to which age will subject me, or has already subjected me, I am suddenly gonna sprout a hairy back?
I think hairy fronts are more in the realm of possibility for we women - and I gathe lots of us have hairy nipples and a hairy line from navel to pubes?
Seriously, I had a friend many years ago who had a strange birthmark on her back. From that grew a long, cascade of hair. Never heard of that before or sense.
There is also a misconception(when an ovum does not properly do it's thing) that results in a partially formed fetus. I also had a friend who had one of those. It was covered in hair and had a full set of teeth. It's called some kind of mole.
Ewwwww...
I think I can safely say that a paramour would have to have QUITE a personality for me to overlook a hairy, toothy fetus-mole.
If I had a mole like that, I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY MORE! RIGHT???!!!!
Sheesh.
Give it a burial or something for smeg's sake...
I can imagine the date scenario: "I'll be ready in a minute, I have to shave my conjoined twin." Ewww...
Re: How many guys like a hairy back on a woman?
Craven de Kere wrote:Every man I know hates hairy backs. Are there any out there who like 'em?
I didn't know they came that way... No, I can do without the hairy back. If I wanted hairy backs I'd just convert to men.
Sheeesh, you guys! I thought it couldn't get any worse than those gross pictures of bear-men, now you come up with hairy, toothy fetus-moles?! YIKES!!!
I am gonna go back to the A2K Dream House thread and try to erase all these horrible mental images....
You guys are gonna give me nightmares.
according to the following, not since the caveman period have men been interested in hairy backed women.
from the daily record:
Quote:NO SEX PLEASE, YOU ARE NEANDERTHAL Mar 20 2004
CAVEMEN steered clear of sex with Neanderthal women because they were too ugly and hairy, it is claimed.
Scientists studying early human genetic material have found no evidence the two species inter-bred.
The research supports a theory that our earliest European ancestors took the place of Neanderthals.
Early humans made their first appearance in Europe between30,000and40,000 years ago, roughly the same time that Neanderthals vanished from the region.
Chris Stringer, of the Natural History Museum, said: 'The two groups were closer in genetic terms than other primates that happily breed today.
'But perhaps the Neanderthals' thickset build and furrowed brow were just too different for romance to blossom.'
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