SPRING BREAK!

Spring break? In my dreams.

Sorry to hear you're missing out on a good break, guy.

I wish I could go seduce young college babes, but alas, I am too old. I would stick out like a sore thumb. Dammit! I'll probably watch MTV's spring break coverage and masturbate.

Some of us will be meeting in SF on spring break weekend...

I wish I could go back to Cancun like I've been to three times for spring break.

Spring break...where else will women offer YOU to show their boobs for a cheap bead necklace, AND stick their tounge down your throat? Beautiful times, indeed.