What should I do for a title for a science fair project about green bags?

Make sure you talk about how green the bags are and the contrast between purple cat uterusai. The utter belief about the teeth of these monstrosities will take the attention off the massive mutant porcupine trying to become the latest secretary of the state of Ohio. Once you have brought up the intense idea that flora and fauna are totally abstract ideas then you will have distracted the cats with an immense amount of tuna. In turn you will have a much better chance of winning the race!!!! Good luck friend!

Use something catchy and original. May I suggest "Today Smallville; Tomorrrow, The Earth". And display a mural size image of a municipal landfill site as backdrop..

that's better'n mine.

I was gonna suggest "the green bag phenomenomenem"...

tin·ker
[ting-ker]
noun
1. a mender of pots, kettles, pans, etc., usually an itinerant.
2. an unskillful or clumsy worker; bungler.
3. a person skilled in various minor kinds of mechanical work; jack-of-all-trades.
4. an act or instance of tinkering: Let me have a tinker at that motor.

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How old are you anyway, you perseverate and never come up for air.