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SealPoet
 
Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 11:41 am
Some things from the pages of my notebook...

JR describing food at ski areas - "...dried out warm stuff. Resembles something..."

Daddy has a Harbor Seal
It has no un-met need
But confronted with consumer goods
It's paralyzed with greed.

Today is the first day of the rest of your schedule.

"He was too drunk to know he was dead." -Tony Kahn (The World radio program)

Set phasers on shun.

I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV.

Crouton Pizza

"I need all the Holocaust jokes I can get." -Rev. CF

A fate worse than debt.

Tread lightly on the planet earth
It isn't ours to keep
It was here before we're born
And beyond our final sleep.

SealPoet - What's your hurry?
Mrs. SealPoet - I have leaves that are dying...

Next Halloween we are going to dress like Jello.

Fertile Crescent Rolls

Shocked and Odd.

Inxoticated in toxic hating.
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 11:41 am
(I don't get it either.)
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onyxelle
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 11:43 am
whenever i see you around, i inevitably look at your location, and i always ALWAYS see
Boston Rhubarbs
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Brand X
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 11:49 am
Pedro Van Triple D, J. Boomacycle, jellybean, flower power, psychedelic Tom.
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 11:55 am
X... I can wrap my mind around what your thinkin'.

OnXL - Should I reword the location?
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 11:56 am
I want to put my head in a jar
Fall all the way down but I'm not falling far
I'm getting pickled sitting here at the bar
And I want to put my head in a jar.
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onyxelle
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 12:03 pm
nope. it makes me laugh.
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 12:06 pm
That's a worthy thing...
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Brand X
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 12:07 pm
SealPoet wrote:
I want to put my head in a jar
Fall all the way down but I'm not falling far
I'm getting pickled sitting here at the bar
And I want to put my head in a jar.


Are you drinking Michael Jackson's Jesus Juice?
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 03:07 pm
(Response to the MJ Jesus Juice by PM...)

- - - - - - - - - - - - -

The day is coming
And coming up fast
When we'll have no future
And damned little past


Love without like is sex without a smile.

Arrested for impersonating a speed bump.

"Worcester Waste Water" -WGBH radio

I saw the light. I think it need a new lampshade.

Flawless Failure

Your mind is minus.

Coaxing Phoenix from the ashes.
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 07:21 pm
Much better than my notebooks, which talk about things like how to get the tnsnames.ora file to work.
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Sat 31 Jan, 2004 04:06 pm
Serendipity is the route to all happiness.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 1 Feb, 2004 09:40 am
There's a man I knew in college -- an Alaskan (where the goods are odd, according to the second part of the motto) -- with whom you would get on famously, SP.

He wrote a few plays, hysterically absurd. One featured Blanche Dubois in a tire swing with Tony the Tiger, two men engaged in combat with seven-foot-tall fork and spoon, and the following exchange (as remembered).

Quote:
MAN1: I thought I was going to die of assy-fixation.

MAN2: Asphyxiation.

MAN1: Assy-fixation.

MAN3 appears at SR holding a sign that reads "ASPHYX"

MAN2: Asphyx.

MAN4 appears at SL holing a sign that reads "IATION"

MAN2: iation.

MAN2 again (pointing to first sign): Asphyx...

MAN1: Asphyx...

MAN2: ...iation.

MAN1: ...iation.

MAN2: Asphyx...

MAN1: Asphyx...

MAN2: ...iation.

MAN1: ...iation.

MAN2: Asphyx...

MAN1: Asphyx...

MAN2: ...iation.

MAN1: ...iation.

MAN2: Asphyx...

MAN1: Asphyx...

MAN2: ...iation.

MAN1: ...iation.

MAN2: Asphyxiation.

MAN1: Assy-fixation.

MAN2 strangles MAN1.


Ah, well. We all know that Alaska is dangerously close to Canada.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 1 Feb, 2004 10:13 am
Marvelous notebook, sealpoet.
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Sun 1 Feb, 2004 11:35 am
Filed the notebook I was looking at yesterday, but the fragment of play reminds me of something I came across...

Sequel to Guys and Dolls...
Obie and Sarah Masterson's marriage sort of fizzles after ten years. Nathan Detroit either in jail or killed by Louie the Lip. Sky sneaks off to 'confort' Adelaide. Brother Arveid accused of skimming the charity contributions for betting the ponies and muscatel...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 1 Feb, 2004 01:03 pm
Did you ever see the SNL sketch (Dana Carvey era) where they showed what happened immediately after the ending of "It's A Wonderful Life?" The lynching of the old man in the wheelchair is classic...
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Mon 9 Feb, 2004 12:37 pm
Look out! Here come the Sheep!
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onyxelle
 
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Reply Mon 9 Feb, 2004 12:41 pm
eek
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Mon 9 Feb, 2004 12:58 pm
They gonna walk the walk
They gonna talk the talk
They gonna fill the flock
Here come the Sheep!

(edited for spelling...)
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George
 
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Reply Mon 9 Feb, 2004 01:53 pm
The same word describes Janet Jackson's exposure and Janet Jackson's exposer: boob.
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