I Looked In The Mirror This Morning....

Yeah, i'm gettin' shaggy, too . . . just hate to go to anyone other than my regular "hair person" . . . unfortunately, she lives in Canada.

We are sending 5 gay guys around right away. Please post piccies when they are done with you - can't wait !!!

I say dye your hair green and add another lip ring. And maybe a tattoo of a pygmy shrew on your forehead would add a nice touch.

Ahhh Gus....the sweet voice of reason.......

BPB
BPB, how about a nice 2-inch Mohawk cut for a change. And dangle an eagle feather from the ring.

BBB

I was thinking I could shave my head and have it tattooed, but even the Job like patience of squinney would burst at this bit of business and I fear the Bobbitt treatment......

Now there's something new not every guy would have ... come on in to the Bobbitt salon and let us take it all off!

If you're going to be afraid of something, it might as well be that.

Looks like Heeven might be willing to rip that bad boy off with her beak.

Toponymy---Bobbit Style
Toponymy---Bobbit Style (the collecting of oddball place names)

I was playing around with oddball place names in September 1994, when I put together the following collection, which I hope survives A2K's obscene word filter. :wink:

Lorena Bobbit seemed to turn into a Nags Head (North Carolina.)

John Bobbit should stay away from Cutt Off (Louisiana) where Lorena suspects he continues to Ogle (Illinois) girls and also on Pleasure Beach (Conneticut.)

Poor John's bed must have looked like Dripping Springs (Texas)

John must have later felt like Flippin (Arizona.)

John spent five days getting well in Fort Recovery (Ohio)

If Lorena had a Coxsackie (New York) for storage, the doctors would have had to substitute a Glasscock (Texas.)

John needs to learn how to live in Harmony in his choice of (Indiana, Minnesota, Pennsylvania or Rhode Island.)

But that Romeo (Michigan) John never learns. He's so Horry (South Carolina) he's involved with a Hooker (Oklahoma and Nebraska.)

Lorena still has problems; she continues to be Moody (Texas and South Dakota) even after being released from Institute (West Virginia.)

Take out the lip ring? but whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ???



hmmm, the haircut ... I saw an episode of What Not to Wear where they re-did a rocker guy of about your vintage. He looked pretty amazing with his new 'do. hmmmmmmmmm



Setanta is well over-do for a cut. He prolly looks like he's wearin' one of those big Dr. Zhivago hats by now.

Almost cut my hair
Happened just the other day
It's gettin' kind of long
I could've said it was in my way

But I didn't and I wonder why
I feel like letting my freak flag fly
And I feel like I owe it, yeah ... to someone, yeah

Well, must be because I had the flu this Christmas
Oh, yeah and I'm not feeling up to par
Oh, I tell you baby this increases my paranoia
Yeah, like looking in my mirror and seeing a police car

Well, well, I'm not, I'm not giving in an inch to fear
Well, you know I've promised myself this year
Well, I feel oh, like I owe it, I owe, I owe it to someone
Oh ... like I owe it to someone

Instrumental (Electric Guitar)
Oh, yes when I get myself together
Yeah, you can find me in that sunny southern weather, yeah

I'm goin' to find a space inside a laugh, yes
Separate the wheat from some chaff
Oh, and I feel ...
Like I owe it, yeah ... to someone

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
be flattered, be very flattered, BPB :wink:
the guy I was thinkin' of is in his 30's


http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/whatnottowear/episodes2/ross.html

Don't take it out. I'm curious to see how it wears when your age hits 90.

Short hair! sweet
Clean shaven face! cool
No rings - WOW - you ever bite the ring? What about the Mrs kissing it?

Don't do it Bear!!!