New Urban Legands! Get 'em while they're not!

there remains the question of Oral Roberts being wed to Linda Lovelace.

Oral Roberts is Linda Lovelace... you notice how you never see them together?

There is no truth to the rumor that Dys wears "legands" They are really snow pants that have shrunk.

There is no truth to the rumor that Montana raises man-eating African violets. They're just purple splotches that Asherman left on her harmless beefsteak tomatoes when he, er, paid her a visit.

Gasp!

There is no truth to the rumor that Craven is wanting to get a hare cut.

Yes, I shall give that rebuttal a seal of approval...

A steer, by the way, has little to cavort WITH....

Pronunciation: (stEr), [key]
?n.,
?pl. steers, (esp. collectively) steer.
a male bovine that is castrated before sexual maturity, esp. one raised for beef.

No Bull?

You got a beef with me, flipper face?

No ifs, ands, or butts...

You can't cow me.

Huh? You're craven - and I don't kere who knows it....

Better flop outta here, flipper fanny, before I tell the world seals have cloacas.....

LOL!

While the rabbit was moving along at a rather rapid pace, she happened to look in the rear view mirror that she had attached to her large drum and saw the face of a leering seal. The drum veered and careened all over the cyber highway and finally came to rest by the berm of the road. All was quiet, and then the sound of a slither and a sloth was heard in the night.

From out of a nearby swamp, a strange creature emerged and dragged the seal to safety from the retaliatory bunny whose adrenalin had produced a strange and gigantic rabbit of immense proportions.

Sometimes at night, in the greenness of the swamp can be heard the plaintive cry of a pup looking for his father.

And that ain't true, neither....

Hey, bunny. Get with the program. These are urban legends. Haven't you ever had group hypnosis to quit smokin'? I have. Now that is a real urban legend.

Heehee - I was just calling attention to the legend status, Letty!

I've given up.............er.......something......