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DO NOT DISCUSS MY PENIS WITH ME ! ! !

 
 
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 9 Aug, 2011 12:20 pm
who is the most popular woman?

The one that can eat the last doughnut
thack45
 
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Reply Tue 9 Aug, 2011 12:41 pm
@Setanta,
DO NOT SAY HE IS GOING TO HELL! HOW CAN YOU EVEN SAY SUCH THINGS ABOUT HIM?!? EVEN GOD NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH!! . . . . . . . PHILISTINE.
the prince
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2011 01:52 am
@thack45,
Quote:
EVEN GOD NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH!!


Set can induce that by showing his penis Twisted Evil
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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 12 Aug, 2011 12:48 am
@Setanta,
Quote:
DO NOT DISCUSS MY PENIS WITH ME ! ! !

Well, people who have seen it say there's not much to talk about...

LOOK YOU UNGODLY HEATHEN, YOUR PENIS WANTS TO BE DISCUSSED!!!
You CANNOT deprive it of the ATTENTION IT DESERVES. That is SINFUL. You cover your PENIS as though it is SHAMEFUL. WHY do you HIDE IT AWAY?
WHY DON'T YOU LET IT SPEAK FOR ITSELF?

If you want to enter THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN you must REPENT and STOP ABUSING YOUR PENIS!!! YOU MUST FIGHT THE URGE TO IGNORE IT!!!
YOU MUST ALLOW IT FREE WILL. GOD CREATED PENISES, SO THAT MAKES THEM SACRED. A cloistered PENIS is not A HAPPY PENIS!!! AND A MAN WITHOUT A HAPPY PENIS DOES NOT KNOW GOD!!!!

CLEANSE YOURSELF OF SIN AND LIBERATE YOUR PENIS!!!

Unless you are an UNCIRCUMCISED PHILISTINE. Then you BETTER keep your penis UNDER WRAPS and NEVER NEVER TOUCH IT or LET ANYONE SEE IT or IT WILL FALL OFF. THAT WILL BE GOD'S PUNISHMENT. And you should NOT have started this thread to talk about such FILTH you MORON. But, if you REPENT, you will be REWARDED with a BORN AGAIN PENIS.

LET YOUR PENIS BE BORN AGAIN!!!! REPENT!!!! LET THAT PENIS GO!!! LET IT SPEAK FOR ITSELF!!!!



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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Fri 12 Aug, 2011 01:31 am
@Setanta,
Could we discuss jgoldman10 instead? Or is that the same thing?
Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 12 Aug, 2011 01:58 am
@Lustig Andrei,
Pretty much . . . in a round about way . . .
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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 12 Aug, 2011 11:02 am
@Lustig Andrei,
Quote:
Could we discuss jgoldman10 instead?

Are you MOCKING Setanta's PENIS!!!!

Do you think it is INSIGNIFICANT????

You are a MORON. I am IGNORING you.

Read comic books and learn the TRUTH!!! Only by reading COMICS can you be SAVED. Have you ever read Woody Woodpecker? How about DICK Tracy?

STOP being ANTI-PENIS!!! Setanta's PENIS is NOT A JOKE!!! This is SERIOUS!!! HELP HIM discuss his PENIS with PRIDE you IDIOT!!!
Questioner
 
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Reply Fri 12 Aug, 2011 11:05 am
@firefly,
Blasphemy. IN THE NAME OF BAT MAN I REBUKE YOU!!! GET BEHIND ME TOBY MCGUIRE!
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 12 Aug, 2011 11:10 am
@Questioner,
I WILL NOT LISTEN TO YOU!!! I put you on IGNORE. You are an UNCIRCUMSIZED PHILISTINE who never plays with his Willie Wonka. GET LOST!!!!
wmwcjr
 
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Reply Fri 12 Aug, 2011 01:53 pm
@firefly,
Laughing Laughing Laughing
You guys kill me.



pee pee -- "Penis Pride" Mr. Green
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jcboy
 
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Reply Fri 12 Aug, 2011 03:54 pm
@shewolfnm,
Quote:
who is the most popular woman?

The one that can eat the last doughnut


HA! Smile
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 12 Aug, 2011 04:04 pm
None of you dare mention Pinus pinea, or you'll make me mad. They are straightforward trees with lots of needles, that Dog made and placed in Rome on some hillocks. There's even some music about them.
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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 12 Aug, 2011 08:31 pm
The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

Has to work hard
Has to work at great depths
Has to work upside down
Has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work
Has to work in a high humidity environment
Has to work at high temperatures
Does not get weekends and holidays off
Does not get time off after extra hours of work
Has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness

Request denied for the following reasons:

Does not work 8 hours in a row
Does not answer immediately to all requests
After a short activity period, falls asleep at work
Shows no fidelity to the workplace
Retires too early
Does not work at all unless pushed from behind
Does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work
Sometimes leaves work, too early

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hamilton
 
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Reply Sat 13 Aug, 2011 04:51 pm
@Setanta,
the penis has three constant problems in his life.
he has bad hair.
his best friend is a pussy
and his owner beats him every night.

we should be nicer and more respectful of our penis's.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 13 Aug, 2011 07:42 pm
@Setanta,
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hamilton
 
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Reply Sun 14 Aug, 2011 12:57 pm
@Setanta,
one question...
why does society frown upon discussing sexual organ's in public?
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hamilton
 
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Reply Sun 14 Aug, 2011 04:42 pm
@Setanta,
can we discuss my penis, then?
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