What are some things you would change if you ever became an evil overlord?

My looks would immediately become the universal standard for beauty. Jennifer Aniston, immediately, would put on a good 60 lbs. and pay a plastic surgeon to give her parentheses lines around her mouth.

Should I actually decide to kill the hero in an elaborate escape-proof deathtrap room (water filling up, sand pouring down, walls converging, etc.) I will not leave him alone five-to-ten minutes prior to "imminent" death, but will instead (finding a vantage point or monitoring camera) stick around and enjoy watching my adversary's demise.

This seems to a be more common problem. I originally got the idea to post this from this site: http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

There are other lists here as well:
http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/dungeon_a.html
http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/dungeon_b.html

Well, there is that part.

Like Scott Evil says, "Can't I just kill him?"

That is not evil, jes. Millions of us would thank you.

I'd jettison the New York Yankees franchise into the sun. Sorry Jeter. Nothing personal.

no more prisons. **** is too expensive.

but I would have HUGE dome like structures made of smooth concrete.
Dropped inside would be all of the serial killers...

they would be heavily armed


those really evil people? child molesters and such?
would be dropped INTO those domes.. unarmed..