Actually, my eyebrows got so sparce I had permanent makeup put on there.
That, and permanent eyeliner.
Now, when I see people who are heavily tattooed, I tell them "I have 4 tattoos on my face." It's funny, someone with all kinds of stuff all over their body will give me the stangest looks like "how bizarre"
Oh yeah, it's much more attractive to have a tarantula crawling over your face or up your neck.