pigs might fly

Pigs are smarter...

I nominate you for the job, OaK.

(Good to see you again!)

And what shall happen if the fork elopes with the spoon?

When pigs fly, my friend, you better have a truly stout brolly ready to hand . . .

Wise. Very true. And a few clothespins wouldn't hurt. Well, actually, they would, but they would cover up the smell, so they wouldn't hurt that. Is what I meant.

They can be house-trained, therefore I believe they could be air trained. Mind you, as teenagers, they get ornery.....

Lotta pigs to house I mean air train thur.

Pigs can be teenagers? Do they toss the ol' pigskin just for the shock value? And to be rebellious, do they eat bacon scraps?

I 'member, back on the farm, 'ol Jesse had a pig named Oiker. Now, Oinker was a large hog, and a teen-agein' one to boot. And one day he, jes' came a' oinkin' and a' runnin up to the house, we all ran out from out brekkest, which was pancakes, and darned good 'uns too, and damned Bobby didn't scar 'im and he darned if 'e didn't start to runnin' and get stuck on the 'lectric fence! Dudn't that jes' take the cake? That was a day, I can tell you that. *chuckles* Ol' Oinker jes' a hee-in' and a' hawin' and a'... What was I talking about again? Where are my glasses?

Methinks you have had ENOUGH glasses, dear....time for a little coffee...

Were i still in my drinkin' days, i would nae be drinkin' glasses, i'd be downin' pints . . .

The Byrds - 8 Milles High, Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds could handle it, supervised by Major Tom would be good.

Don't forget Setanta, UK pints are a bit bigger than American pints.
So............................................................................take care

Sky Marshalls... Pigs in the air.

Self policing I'd say.

Yes, they use something equivalent to the "imperial" ounce in the ould country, and basically, in comparison to "US standard" ounces, they are as 5 to 6--that is to say, an Irish pint was, by my computation, 19 1/2 US ounces--i was delighted at the thought that the vagaries of savage English-speaking world were such that i could imagine that i were consuming more ounces of porter than my poor, benighted Hibernian cousins. In my roaring days, i could down about ten to twelve pints of the lovely stuff of a summer's evening--although it's hell to drink for several hours, and emerge at half-eleven to have the sinking sun starin' in the face . . .

I've never believed that all pigs can fly, just like I don't believe that all birds can fly (penguins, emus etc can't).

But where there's smoke, there's fire. So many people talk about pigs flying that there just has to be some truth in it.

pigs do fly; ask any stewardess about her experiences with 'air rage'!

As long as monkey's don't fly out of my my arse, not that there are any there mind you, it'll be OK.

You can't be too sure - it might happen. Be wary of monkeys. http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=504430#504430 See?