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Tue 30 Dec, 2003 09:01 am
It is 10:00 am and the Bear arises, walks from his den.....hungry, horny, and wondering what the day holds in store.
What will you tell the Bear to expect today in order to get him off to a good start? Mood is everything.
I anxiously await your words of wisdom and encouragement.
You will be laid by a princess from the planet Perglicia. She will bear your child in three months time and his name shall be Gorzion.
Gus that is so.....last week..
Methinks Squinney would have issues with this...
squinney is aware of the many intergalactic royal concubines the King of Bears keeps and understands the value of a satiated Bear........
besides...she has the pool boy....
Squinney hid the viagra.....................
well hell Bill if you can't cut the mustard...lick the jar
I guess there's always a little jam on the outside
of course, all us "long tonguers" can clean the bottom
So, once the fridge was cleaned, how did the day go?
I'm willing to wager that the Bear made it as far as the couch, collapsed there, and is at this moment soundly snoring with visions of Venusian groupies dancing wildly in his head.
Well, you are a bear - I predict that you will **** in the woods.
I ran my five miles.....came in, worked out for an hour on the cable machine.....did a little studio work, just finished a late dinner, and I'm going up now to do a little work on the weight bench, then I'm going to record a little on my computer studio. After that, I shall turn my attention to thelovely squinney.
All in all a pretty typical and productive day. Because we're on school break, I barely see my cubs, they're pretty social animals.
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:Because we're on school break, I barely see my cubs, they're pretty social animals.
And if they are following you, then everyone would see your little bear behind.
Thank you folks thank you, MR.STILLWATER one more time please, thank you ..he'll be here all week.....please remember to tip your waitresses and try the veal.........
practise, practise - practise
just goofin' on Stillwater...good naturedly I might add....you might have to be an American to get the humour bunny dear.....
You shat in the woods yet?
yep, big one too......three bunny wiper.....
Whoah!
Three bunnies, DUDE!!! Glad I don't live near you...
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