Ripe on the vine tomatoes in February? Give me a break.
But wait, that is unfair. I've never even seen a good tomato in a store here in Albuquerque, no matter the season. What are your chances in Farmington?
If you want to try eating a good tomato, grow your own plant. Trust me on this.
If you think those on the vine tomatoes are good (she swears effulgently slapping roger silly while he ducks), you have real tomatoes to look forward to if you grow your own.
I should give Roger equal time.