If You Were A Moderator...

Yepmen?

Yeah man!

Woman

Wazzat, some little principality east of Suez?

Yeah, there wouldn't be any west of Suez

Yes, that would be a good thing to do, dj.

After consultation with the thread instigator first, of course!

And a ******* i"in Tunisia.

But you wouldn't because moderators are bound by an oath NOT to correct ****-wits' spelling ******* idiocies.

Yes, so I've gathered.

I've made embarrassing mistakes like this myself, & was set straight on the one occasion I requested help with a quite misleading thread title (because a word was mispelt* ... & in no uncertain terms!!!)
I wouldn't dare ask, ever again!
Now I check my online spelling like a hawk, but mistakes still manage to rear their ugly heads, somehow.

But I understand, I do understand ... a moderator's work is never done.

* Did I just misspell "mispelt" ? My spellcheck just informed me that I did ... but no solution offered. "Mispelled" instead?

If I was a moderator, I would remove SPAM on posts.

I've already reported the joker, and it appears that there is a moderator on duty, because all of his or her posts have now disappeared.

Miss Spelt? Is that some kind of fishing industry beauty queen?

You'll have to explain that further, Setanta ...
Because I have no idea about what you mean.

Oops . . . i confused spelt and smelt. Smelt is a fish, but spelt . . .

Miss Spelt . . . is that a grain farmers' association beauty queen?

I seriously have no idea of what you & Intrepid are talking about, Setanta.

It would have been nice to have had a response to my question, but not to worry ...

But carry on talking about fish, or anything else, if you like.

It's a play on words. The US has all sorts of weird Miss this and that contests. Like Miss Ohio Dairy Queen and such like.


Miss Spelt....he thought that spelt was a fish...


Actually, spelt is a grain:


spelt2
n
(Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Plants) a species of wheat, Triticum spelta, that was formerly much cultivated and was used to develop present-day cultivated wheats
[Old English; related to Old Saxon spelta, Old High German spelza]

It's just good humoured play on words Msolga.

Yeah . . . i confused that in my mind with smelt . . . but i've fixed that all up now . . .

Oh, OK, whatever ....

Yes, I know that spelt is a grain.

Not to worry about any further explanations.

I'm fine.

I am not sure what it is that I wrote that you do not understand. Please let me know and I will be happy to provide clarification.

For the record, I was not involved in any discussion on fish.