For All The Talk Of Breasts And Bras......

Don't you just hate being the butt of the joke??????/

at all the above...!



Perhaps, then, this 'ass dating' service would be popular, seeing as many people seem to value the ass a lot My uncle's friend went out of his way to get a petite girl with a big derrière, which I thought was psych...

Perhaps looking at the mother's backside would be good for guys looking for a long long-term relationship, but you'd end up with a neurosis if you looked at every girlfriends' mothers' posterior... and there are disparities!

I just love a nice ass on a guy. Just happens to be one of the first things I look at ;-)

Sounds like you're some kind of stalker, Montana. Don't you ever see guys coming toward you? And if a guy is coming toward you, then what?

Do you shield your eyes quickly and then dart your head around so you can see his ass before anything else?

I think you have some explaining to do.

I have this vision in my mind of a crazed woman running around the streets of some anonymous Canadian city, head bobbing, eyes darting back and forth..... looking for ass.

A woman consumed.

That's exactly what I do Gus. Should I seek help?

Nah. Sounds like you're having fun. Enjoy life while you can.

frankly, I like a guy with a beard...and then I like a man with a five o'clock shadow..hmmmm. guess I just like men.

Thanks Gus. Do you mind turning around for me for a sec? I think you've got some lint on your back.

I happened to be walking by a clothing store the other day and, glancing in the window, I saw Montana. I was going to stop and chat, but she appeared to be busy with her hobby....

It's amazing how you seem to have your camera with you everytime I'm doing something naughty. You're good I tell ya ;-)

Montana, always concerned about others, said...



Gee, thanks, Montana. Let me check.





Hey! I don't see nothin'

Hahahaha!!!!!!!

"I like big butts, and I cannot lie..."

Oh my god, becky
look at her butt
it is so big uhh
she looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
but u know who understands those rap guys
they only talk 2 her becuz she looks like a total prostitute
ok i mean her butt...
its just so big
uhh i can't believe its just so round
its out there
gross
look
shes just so black

I like big butts and I cannot lie
u other brotherz can't deny
when a girl walks in with a itty, bitty, waist
and a round thing in ur face u get sprung
want to pull up tough
cuz u noticed that butt was stuck
beef to the jeans shes wearing
im hooked and I can't stop staring
oh baby I wanna get wit cha
and take ur pictcha
my homeboys tryed 2 warn me
but that butt u got makes me so horny
ooooooo rumple smooth skin
u say u wanna get my benz
well use me use me cuz u ain't that average groupie
I seen her dancin
to hell with romancing
she sweat
wet
shes got it going like a turbo jet
im tired of magazines
sayin flat butts are the thing
cuz the average black man ask him that
shes got 2 pack much back
so fellas
YAH!
fellas
YAH!
cuz ur girlfriends got the butt
HELL YAH!
shake it
yah
shake it
yah
shake that healthy butt
baby got back

baby got back

I like them round and big
and when Im throwing a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm acting like an animal
now here's my scandal
I wanna get u home and
uh
double up
uh uh
I ain't talking bout playboy
those silicon parts are made for toys
I want them real thick and juicy
so find that juicy double
mix-alot seem trouble
begging for a piece of that bubble
so Im looking at rock videos
knocking these bimbos
looking like hoes
u can those bimbos
I keep my women like flo-jo
a word to the thick soled sisterz
i wanna get wit cha
i won't cus or hit cha
i gotta be straight when I say
I wanna uh to the break of dawn
baby's got it going on
a lot of sims won't like this song
cuz thoses punks like to hit and quit it
and I'd rather stay and play
cuz I'm long and I'm strong
and I'm down to get this frick **** on
so ladies
YAH!
ladies
YAH!
so u wanna roll my mercedes
YAH!
so turn around
stick it out
even white boys got 2 shout
baby got back

baby got back

yah baby
when it comes to females
cosmo ain't got nothing to do with my selection
36
24
36
on if she's 5'3"

so ur girlfriend owns a honda
playing workout tapes by fonda
but fonda ain't got a motor on the back of her honda
my anacoda
don't got none unless u got buns hun
you can do side bends or sit-ups
but please don't use that butt
some brotherz wanna play that hard roll
and tell ya that the butt ain't gold
so they toss and leave it
and i pull up quick to retrieve it
so cosmo says ur fat
well i ain't down wit dat
cuz ur waist is small
and ur curves are kicking
and im thinking bout sticking
to the beanpole dames and the magazines
you ain't it miss thing
give me a sista
i can't resist her
red beans and rice didn't miss her
some knuckle head tried to dis
cuz those girls are on my list
he had game
but he chose to hit em
and I pull up quick to get wit him
so ladies if da butt is round
and u wanna triple xbo down
dial 1-900-mixalot
and kick dem nasty thoughts
baby got back

baby got back

little in the middle but u got much back

little in the middle but u got much back

little in the middle but u got much back

little in the middle but u got much back

I dunno about forcasting a woman's butt based on her mamma's. I know it holds true (scarily so) much of the time, but there are other factors. Like, I'm not having 4 kids like my mom did, I was an athlete as a young person, and and and... anything, just don't let me get my mom's butt!!!

You're prolly safe, littlek.

Fat Bottomed Girl Lyrics
Ah you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red fire light
Ah you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rocking world go round

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery huh
Let alone with big fat funny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I've seen every blue-eyed floozy on the way hey
But their beauty and their style
Wears kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time
Come on

Oh won't you take me home tonight
Oh down beside your red fire light
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls
you make the rocking world go round
Fat bottomed girls
you make the rocking world go round

Hey listen here
Now I've got mortgages and homes
I've got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality
I tell you
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna a big man of me
Now get this

Oh I know you gonna take me home tonight please
Oh down beside that red fire light
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
you make the rocking world go round yeah
Fat bottomed girls
you make the rocking world go round
Get on your bikes and ride

God, I loved that album cover...

And I loved that song...

Thanks BrandX, I hope so.

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