My Holiday Request

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This is totally racist and discriminating!

Why only females and why only such, who work in an office?

Thank you Seal but please make note of the word female in my request.......

not racist at all, I didn't specify race, and I just figured women who worked in an office had access to a copy machine....but if any of you girls want to run down to Kinkos and copy then by all means do so, and make even more people happy.

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Better?

bigger and better.....

hahaha, i had a pal who tried that, and the glass broke. i didnt have the pleasure of brining him to the hospital, but he had to go and get hundreds of glass shards removed. wish id have seen the doctors face

See now...I was considering it and then I had to hear about the potential glass problems.

Ill have to see if I can find a stupid person to volunteer fer ya.
Wait..that means if it does break then Id have to go to the hospital with them and be 'working' till later...that wont work either.

Here:

lock up your brain because I'm here again
I'm never bored, I'll steal your chords
I'm a Zerox Machine
I'm a Zerox Machine, Ooh

Give me a line or a middle eight
I've got the best so I'll take the rest
Ooh-ooh Zerox Machine
Ooh-ooh Zerox Machine
I'm a Zerox Machine...


Hope that at least entertains you

i wonder if the scanner would work?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours...
wink wink knudge, knudge

finally...something good happens today

They removed the copy machine from our office for that very reason!

http://www.funkypages.com/coolsounds2/assjet.php

BiPolar, I read your request, and while I thought it a bit strange (isn't that normally a Christmas thing?) I decided if BPB wants something, well, damn it, BPB is gonna get it.

I ran down to the hardware store and dragged Matilda out of the back room where she had been doing inventory on nuts and bolts.

I said, "Matilda, BPB needs some ass on Xerox machine. Some kind of holiday thing, I guess. So jump on the copy machine, woman. Time's a wastin'"

"Who the hell is BPB, Gus? And why does he want a picture of my scraggly ol' ass?"

"Dammit, woman", I said, "just get you ass on the machine! You don't mess with BPB!"

"Ok, Gus, but you gonna be comin' around later?"

"Maybe, Matilda, maybe."


So, here ya go, BPB. I hope this will serve your purposes.

My scanner isn't working. Sorry Bear.

Can't you use your digital camera, Montana. You have to be resourceful in these situations.

Never thought of that Gus, but....but....ahhhhh....my ummm....camera isn't working at the moment. Yeah.... that's it.

BiP, why am I not surprised to discover this post under yer name? Why? Tell me why?

i cannot tell a lie:



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sigh