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Wed 26 Nov, 2003 12:24 pm
I'll start....le'ts continue this song until the 12th day...then someone start another 'A2K Carroll"
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me Premium A2K for free.....[/color]
okay...i could be getting a little carried away with the whole christmas spirit thing....i tend to be that way....sing a carroll about everything....i'm sorry...please don't hit me *sniff*
On the second day of a nonsecular solstice-type holiday, my true love gave to me
two avatars
and a year of premium A2K for free...
On the fourth day of grabbing someones ass at an office party to celebrate the birth of the son of god my true love gave to me....
Yet another version of some disgusting drunk tarting up a karaoke version of a beautiful hymn....
three smiley faces
two avatars
and a year of premium A2K for free
five cranky posts
another drunk tart
three smily faces
two avatars
And a year of premium A2K for free
and a hamster in a pear tree? You'll have to forgive me, I'm Jewish, and unfamiliar with your heathen chants.
Uh oh, better get back to the attempt at singing here....what day were we on? Six I think.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
1 case of crabs
12 freaky outbursts
no freakin' presents
a nasty disposition
2 drunken brawls
a crappy looking tree
and A2K hamsters for free!
Disclaimer: Mrs. cav and I love the season. This is only a joke.
on eth th7 ayd of maschrist my uetr veol gave to me
i uldwo ngsi it utb i'm a ttleli dyslexic
On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a bottle of PMS pills.
On the ninth day of Christmas Montanas' true love gave to her.....
A good shagging. that took care of the PMS. :wink:
The 10th day
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me freedom from worrying about my children.
1 case of crabs
12 freaky outbursts
no freakin' presents
a nasty disposition
2 drunken brawls
a crappy looking tree
and A2K hamsters for free!
i uldwo ngsi it utb i'm a ttleli dyslexic
a bottle of PMS pills
A good shagging. that took care of the PMS
freedom from worrying about my children
Hum...just found this so let me see...lol
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me.... a set of divorce papers.......
1 case of crabs
12 freaky outbursts
no freakin' presents
a nasty disposition
2 drunken brawls
a crappy looking tree
a A2K hamsters for free
I uldwo ngsi it utb I'm a ttleli dyslexic
a bottle of PMS pills
A good shagging, that took care of the PMS
freedom from worrying about my children
lol... this version really should replace the old, clichéd one...
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
12 days with the In-Laws
1 case of crabs
12 freaky outbursts
no freakin' presents
a nasty disposition
2 drunken brawls
a crappy looking tree
a A2K hamsters for free
I uldwo ngsi it utb I'm a ttleli dyslexic
a bottle of PMS pills
A good shagging, that took care of the PMS
freedom from worrying about my children
a set of divorce papers
(sings in baritone) And I think I'll have to use those pa-pers!
(Everyone climbs up on stage and bows/curtesies, whilst the expectant crowd throw mashed eggplant at us.)
cavfancier wrote:Uh oh, better get back to the attempt at singing here....what day were we on? Six I think.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
1 case of crabs
12 freaky outbursts
no freakin' presents
a nasty disposition
2 drunken brawls
a crappy looking tree
and A2K hamsters for free!
Disclaimer: Mrs. cav and I love the season. This is only a joke.
Cav sure had a good sense of humour. Funny as heck....
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