@scooby-doo cv,
Government Man: Pinochet Junior, you failed your placement test. Therefore, for the rest of your life, you will work as a tractor mechanic.
Pinochet (8th Grade): ESAD, G-Man.
Government Man (indignant): What!?!
Pinochet: You heard me, Lips. I said, "ESAD". If I wanna go to college, I'll go. You don't have
JACK to do with it."