This poem is cool.

Look at you, you're so cool!
With your skinney jeans, you're so not a tool!
None of them are the colour blue!
You're wearing big glasses too!
Your hair changes colours and styles so much!
All that makeup and blush!
What else can you pierce?
Those holes in your ears are so very big!
You don't look like a fool!
Don't worry about all those people who don't like you, they are haters!
Of course you have a cell phone, so yeah text me later.

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Wow, look at you.

You're wearing multicoloured skinney jeans?
You look like something from one of my dreams.
Giant glasses? Do they help in your classes?
No? Why where them at all?
Sure, but I don't like the mall.
Makeup and blush covers your face.
What happened to your old one, was it such a disgrace?
You traded skin for metal.
Will your changes ever settle?
Your ears have giant holes.
You're great food for trolls.

Honestly, you look quite silly.

My phone can, but I don't like to text.
Besides, all that cool has me perplexed.