Have you seen the G W Bush Doll?

They were going to make it a ventriloquist's dummy but the FBI argued that would reveal a state secret.

PLEASE don't tell me he's wearing a GI Joe flight suit.

George W Bush doll

They have a Bill Clinton doll too. It too recites 17 infamous Clinton phrases just like the Bush doll does.

They also have a George Bush jack-in-the-box and a George Bush flight suit doll.

What a revoltin' development this is.

The makers of this doll have shot themselves in the foot it seems to me. The doll not only says all the right patriotic phrases but also blurps a couple of Bush whoopses. (Two words that are a lot of fun to say together.)

I can't see any rock-ribbed Republicans wanting a thing around that reminds them that they have a dolt-in-chief leading the country.

I'd get one but I've looked everywhere and I can't find my box of voodoo pins.

Actually, i posted a pic of the Shrub in flight suit doll elsewhere here, i'll go get it for you. I love the text on the box: "President and Naval Aviator" . . . now his daddy was a true-blue naval aviator, i bet his eyes hurt right now from rolling so much . . .

Here ya go, Boss:

Got to find those pins!!!

Forget the pins, Joe. What we need are some matches. Perhaps torches. Nothing less than a bonfire is called for.

But first, does anybody have any Alka Seltzer? My stomach is churning...

It could be worse. There could be a Donald Rumsfeld doll, and who would want to see the kid who would play with that???

Why didn't you just pull this one off the original link, Setanta?

Dubya looks like a hell of a warrior, doesn't he?

Your doll looks like a goof-ball, Gus (which is probably more accurate), my doll, however, had the look of grim determination commensurate with a true warrior . . .

My doll can kick your doll's ass, Boss . . .

Yeah, but can either of them curl their lip in that uniquely Bush like snarl?

Neither of them are accurate: you can see their eyes.