How Stupid Am I?

All I can say is that I have a new signature.

grotto, those are words of encouragement. I can now hitch my wagon to a star, and even if my reach exceeds my grasp I will have something to shoot for, and any other cliche you can think of.

In the word of that great American poet, Digital Undergrounds Humpty, "Let's get stoopid"!

I dont have to make a conscious effort to be stoopid.....I am a natural !

BPB
BPB, you can't be stupid if you had the sense to ask your question. BTW, why did you ask the question?

BBB

Yesterday there were several issues flying around about violations of TOS and one thread got locked because Scrat asked someone if they were stupid, so I just thought I would invite the comments and see if it was a violation of the TOS.

If you call me stupid even if I gave you permission to are you in violation of the TOS?

In other words, just the Bear stupidly screwing around.... :wink:

BPB
BPB, I don't know. Lets find out.

Bi-Polar Bear, you are the most stupid idiot the bear species ever produced. Go to your cave, you ignoramous!

BBB

Ahhhh...what was the question?

Frank
Frank, you and I are both so stupid, we forgot.

BBB

do wet birds fly at night?

that felt good eh BBB c'mon admit it...I don't mind.

Dys
Dys, Baby Let Me Lay it On You, Adler, too.

BBB

Re: Frank




A drunk walks into a bar and asks for a whiskey.

The bartender says, "You're drunk. We don't serve drunks here. Go somewhere else."

Drunk walks outside and comes back in using the side entrance this time -- and again orders a whiskey. Bartender shakes his head in disbelief and says: "Listen buddy, you are drunk. I am not going to serve you. Go somewhere else."

Drunk walks outside -- and comes back into the bar using the rear entrance -- and orders a whiskey.

The bartender is amazed and almost screams at the drunk, "You are drunk and I don't serve drunks. Don't you understand?"

"Yeah," says the drunk, "I unnershtand. But how many places do you work at?"


Ahhh...now I had a point to make with that story, Bee, but....I forgot what it was. :wink:

Frank
Who is Frank, and who the hell is Bee?

Shania Twain
TITLE Don't Be Stupid
ALBUM · Come on Over (1997)


You're so complicated-you hang over my shoulder
When I read my mail
I don't appreciate it
When I talk to other guys
You think they're on my tail

I get so aggravated when I get off the phone
And I get the third degree
I'm really feelin' frustrated
Why don't you take a pill and put a little trust in me
And you'll see

Don't freak out until you know the facts
Relax

Don't be stupid-you know I love you
Don't be ridiculous-you know I need you
Don't be absurd-you know I want you
Don't be impossible

I'm mad about you (I'm mad about you)
Can't live without you (can't live without you)
I'm crazy 'bout you (I'm crazy 'bout you)
So don't be stupid-you know I love you

Stop overreacting
You even get suspicious when I paint my nails
It's definitely distracting
The way you dramatize every little small detail

Don't freak out until you know the facts
Relax-max

Don't be stupid-you know I love you
Don't be ridiculous-you know I need you
Don't be absurd-you know I want you
Don't be impossible
I'm mad about you (I'm mad about you)
Can't live without you (can't live without you)
I'm crazy 'bout you (I'm crazy 'bout you)
Don't be stupid-you know I love you

Don't be stupid-you're my baby

I'm mad about you (I'm mad about you)
Can't live without you (can't live without you)
I'm crazy 'bout you (I'm crazy 'bout you)
Don't be stupid-you know I love you
Don't be ridiculous-you know I need you
Don't be absurd-you know I want you
Don't be impossible

I tink BBB is a masochist. But not a stupid one.

C.I.
c.i. I'm so stupid, I forgot why you think I'm a smart masochist.

BBB

mas·och·ism ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ms-kzm)
n.

The deriving of sexual gratification, or the tendency to derive sexual gratification, from being physically or emotionally abused.
The deriving of pleasure, or the tendency to derive pleasure, from being humiliated or mistreated, either by another or by oneself.
A willingness or tendency to subject oneself to unpleasant or trying experiences.
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[After Leopold von Sacher-Masoch (1836-1895), Austrian novelist.]