Coming For Grandma

Roiters News Service - An informant within the Obama administration has passed the following conversation to this reporter:

Pres: We have got to hit the ground running, with the health bill. Get the American patient taken care of. What I want you to do, bleep, is handle the old ladies situation. You know - ?

Bleep:Pop them?

Pres: It's up to you to get a bounty on them. Contact all medical providers in the country. When I give you the signal, make an announcement they are fair game, after the date we will set for you. Make sure the bounty hunters know that if they come in prior, with grandma strapped on the car like a deer, they are going to face murder charges.

Bleep: It should help the unemplyment situation, too, sir. I bet the Republicans will be jealous.

Pres: (wink and smile)