I asked him "What's your big rush? Can't wait to get home and sit on your fat ass to watch TV and eat pork rinds?"
Get out! How excellent, I hope he was taken aback.
He gave me a really dirty look, but kept his pie hole shut.
If you were to see me out and about, I'd come across as someone who doesn't mind flairing up conversations with strangers, but at the same time I just go about my business and never make these overhead announcements about how I feel to everyone around me.
I don't even care when someone says just once, something like "wow, this is taking a long time"
But when someone tries to make me their comrade in misery, or says nasty things to the person working there, who has little control over the situation, I consider that a really chicken **** thing to do.
People like that count on the fact that other people are going to be too PC to call them on it.
Well, surprise, surprise, surprise.
As far as the cashier unloading my cart, I'd rather have someone come home with me and put everything where it belongs.