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Taser foreplay- Green flag or Red flag

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Questionable
 
Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 10:19 am
The title says it all.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 12:30 pm
@Questionable,
indubitably
Rockhead
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 12:32 pm
@djjd62,
the positioning of the user name adds to the effect as well...
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George
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 12:49 pm
I'll be honest.
I gotta go with the red flag.
djjd62
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 12:56 pm
@George,
don't knock 20,000 volts to the testicles until you've tried it

Shocked
George
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 01:04 pm
@djjd62,
I'll just regard "Great Balls o' Fire" as an excellent song title and leave it at that.
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Diest TKO
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 01:19 pm
Neither.

Brown flag.

I'd **** myself if someone shocked me with a taser on my balls.

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Sglass
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 01:37 pm
@Diest TKO,
wonder if it would sterilize you.
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Questionable
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 02:28 pm
I got myself when I was 15 in the testiscles with a taser for a box of paintballs, definently does not make you sterile.
roger
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 03:45 pm
@Questionable,
You mean, someone said they would give you a box of paintballs if you would let the taser you in the gonnies? And you went for it!?

I really hope I'm misreading something, here.
High Seas
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 03:49 pm
@Questionable,
Is this the latest fashion in kinky sex, or some addition to "sex toys" - actually don't answer that, but before you proceed with any such "foreplay" make sure you read up on the differences between voltage, amperage, DC and AC, and resistance. Is the lady sane enough not to point the taser to your head - if not, read up on electric shocks as "cure" for psychiatric conditions; and in any event, make careful notes on that experiment and come back and report!
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Questionable
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 04:09 pm
@roger,
You didn't misread, someone offered me 2000 paintballs to taser myself and I did it. Only a 200,000 volt if it helps
joefromchicago
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 04:15 pm
Oh dear god!
High Seas
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 04:16 pm
@Questionable,
Voltage effects vary, but then so does amperage - was this the model, btw?
Quote:
.....Our stun guns only have between 5-8 milliamps.

http://www.brickhousesecurity.com/self-defense-stun-gun.html
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Diest TKO
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 07:02 pm
@joefromchicago,
joefromchicago wrote:


I lol'd

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wandeljw
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 08:57 pm
@Diest TKO,
When I checked that link I was flabbergasted. (I am also surprised at how well-informed High Seas is on this subject.)
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KiwiChic
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 09:54 pm
@Questionable,
Red Flag for me. After reading the Urban dictionary whats next - Bj's with razor blades???
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boomerang
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 10:03 pm
@Questionable,
Quote:
You didn't misread, someone offered me 2000 paintballs to taser myself and I did it. Only a 200,000 volt if it helps


And you considered this foreplay?

I seriously don't want to know what you did with the 2,000 paintballs.......
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Diest TKO
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2009 10:45 pm
Wait a second. We're all asking thee wrong questions.

Taser in the balls was foreplay with the benefit of the paintballs.

If sex didn't follow this, then it wasn't foreplay at all, it was just getting tasered in the nuts.

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KiwiChic
 
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Reply Wed 11 Nov, 2009 11:19 pm
@Diest TKO,
Ouch!
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