Strange names

RICHARD BONEBRAKE, M.D.

Hmm....

Hans Einuras, Proctologist (okay, I made that up)

My dad is an architect and had a landscape architecture professor in university named Pete Moss.

hairy johnson

The Two Gay Irishmen
(Stevens/Grenga/Johnson/Lawry)

Red Peters with the Smokin' Cockneys

The whole clan met at Galway Bay
where seamen push up stools
they were giggling like the Coleens
and playing pocket pool
they washed their balls in stout that night
and bid their last good-byes
"We're off to kiss the Blarney Stone,
so zipper up your flys!"

CHORUS
Well fudge your undies laddies
you're on you're way to Blarney
with Gerald Fitzpatrick
and Patrick Fitzgerald
the two gay Irishmen!

"Well grab your bags!" cried Pat Magroin
it's time to pick your seat.
While Paddy O'Furniture grabbed the wheel
Dick Burns turned up the heat
they fiddled and diddled all full of malarky
their trousers felt a lump
so the Bulgers grabbed their Johnsons
and gave them all a pump

CHORUS
Well fudge your undies laddies
you're on you're way to Blarney
with Gerald Fitzpatrick
and Patrick Fitzgerald
the two gay Irishmen!

(instrumental break)

Well Peter Hickey, Rick O'Shea
Neal Downe and Phillip McCann
Dick Long pulled out his shillelagh
and with it lead the band
Phil McCracken started snackin'
on leprechaun-on-the cob
the bus began to rumble
and heads began to bob.

(instrumental break)

And so they kissed the Blarney Stone
and grabbed the gift of gab
Connie Lingus snapped their portrait
in front of that mossy slab
all they had on were the smiles on their faces
a grinnin' from ear to ear
from left to right
I'll call out their names
I'll tell you who was there...

Well fudge your undies laddies
you're on the way to Blarney
with...

Pat Magroin
Paddy O'Furniture
Dick Long
the Bulgers, the Johnsons
Peter Hickey
Rick O'Shea
Neal Downe
Phillip McCann
Dick Burns
Phil McCracken
Michael Fitzpeter
Peter Fitzmichael
Maurice Fitzhenry
Henry Fitzmaurice
and...
Gerald Fitzpatrick
and Patrick Fitzgerald
the two gay Irishmen!
the two gay Irishmen!
the two gay Irishmen!

HARRY BEAVER,MD
http://www.hcbmdbom.medem.com/
he came to a continuing edcation thingy my mrs did many yeas ago

Ingrid K Toothman, DDS

Lenworth A. Beaver, MD
Magnolia OB/GYN Associates
Danville, VA 24541

I know a Harry Beaver who runs a pie company. His wife's name? Wanda Beaver....LMAO! "What, you Wanda Beaver? $50 for head....the rest will cost ya more."

Two graphic artists I know:

Heather Gray & Matt(e) Black

Richard Head

(a friend of my dad's, and no, I didn't always manage to suppress my smile)

Mike Hunt - My date for FFA Barnwarming. NO Comments needed!

I've just found that about 100 persons with the German equivalent to Wacker have a listed telephone in the USA,

Richard R. Wacker?

Doctor Dave Needle, a Seattle Surgeon.

Worked for an outfit with an engineer named RICHARD BRANE. we called him dick


wanker-is a great Polish name. It means "He who wanks"

One of the member names of a of a labor union I once worked for was Alex B. Harder. The tough part about it was the weekly reminder as we collected member dues and mailed out communications. My stomach was constantly in pain from laughing so hard at the jokes made.

I can't think of any at the moment, but these are a riot, LOL!

Martin Martin - we called him 'ditto' or 'Martin squared'...what were his parents thinking?

Squinney
You actually knew a Mike Hunt? When I was a teenager, we use to call bars on a friday night and ask them if Mike Hunt was there. You'd hear the poor slobs yelling across the jam packed bar "Mike Hunt!!!" and then you'd hear the laughter of everyone in the bar, LOL! Those were the days.

Samual Hoar. From the Law Firm Goodin, Proctor and Hoar. I can only imagine the pain his daughter must have suffered spending her youth as a Hoar.