I'm'a Jew how 'bout you?

your ethnic "organ"?

My organ is from Steinway.

Mine have been with me all my life, didn't have to buy 'em at no store.

Intentional puns abreast...er...aside, I ask that you please don't get testes...er...testy.

I am not Jewish but I do on occasion walk with them.

Oh gus, thank God you're here.

I thought you had suffered cardiac arrest.

My first wife was a full-blooded German girl, somewhat to the chagrin of my father.

I'm a goy.

I come from an area that has a lot of Amish area and amongst the Amish if you're not Amish you're considered a 'gentile'.' A friend of Jewish descent who moved to the area when told that the Amish considered him a gentile remarked "Finally!"

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Where I live now has a neighborhood of orthodox Jews that tend to wear black (men black suits and hat women black frocks and scarves). In the grocery store last week I was standing behind an elderly man in his suit and black broadbrimmed hat that was quite similat to the ones worn by the Amish. As we were standing in a rather long line we staqrted conversing and I told him of my former experience and the similarities of the hats, but then I added that I could see he was not Amish because of his mustasch---so he must also be a gentile . Ho too laughed, good to see that religion does not quash humor .

Mr I was reaised as a Unitarian Universalist--The nearest thing to a Unitarian dogma is one God at most.



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I am married to a cultural Jew...one who doesn't observe in any way...his mother is in her 90s and goes to shul every Saturday. When we go to visit her, I accompan her to shul. nobody seems to mind this big ol gentile in the midst of the congregation, I was raised 'catholic but am now Unitarian Universalist, which is much closer to Judaism.

When I was young I was pushed into Peretz School, to add to the weirdness my kindergarten was manned by Christians pushing their dogma, I did not think much of either of 'em.

I once worked for a jewish family as the house goy.

My real name is Bi-Polar Baer.

I'm a guy; have walked with, worked with, and played with Jews. Even visited Israel a few years ago, and put my hand on the West Wall above (with a paper cap) and below ground level. Got reprimanded by a Jew for taking a picture of the West Wall on Shabbat.

Talking 'bout Jewish humor, try though I might, my wife just does not get much of it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_humor

Chumley, One of my favorite was Groucho. He had a quick wit, and I probably got more laughs out of him than any other comedian. Loved his schetky movies too! I really miss the guy.