Spendius' Three Laws

you're just jealous...

I will admit to warping Asimov's Laws.

Spendius' Three Laws form an organizing principle and unifying theme.

How sound is that?
Oxymoronic contest?

Effluvium unrestrained.

spendi is my brother.

Familiarity with the great Asimov may address your inquiry!

Your assumption has no Foundation..

"Francis the Talking Mule"

Francis the Talking Mule was a mule celebrity, featured in seven movie comedies in the 1950s.

The Mule is a character from Isaac Asimov's Foundation Series. One of the greatest conquerors the galaxy has ever seen, he is a mentalic who has the ability to manipulate human emotions. This gives him the capacity to disrupt Seldon's plan by invalidating Seldon's assumption that human emotional responses to stimuli will remain the same.

I'm just kidding 'round of course!

Aren't we all?

Yes. Just kidding.

And your explanations are a little bit outdated.

I talked about "Francis the talking mule" myself four years ago on this same site...

So much for acquaintance with Asimov.

Your dating yourself...............well at least you'll be entertained at night!

One can't get the best out of self entertainment at night Chum.

Keep a steady hand on the tiller Laddie, and the Seamen will have port of exit.